Hey you! Reader. Do you love how… The Corvette C6 Are you driving but can’t get over the fact that you’re not ugly enough? Did you stop buying a Vaydor? Because it was too pretty and not fast enough? Well, you wouldn’t believe it, you’re in luck: we have exactly the car you’re looking for. Specifically, it’s a 2008 Chevrolet Corvette with a Valarra body kit, and it’s Currently for sale at Cars & Bids.
We’re not quite sure what’s going on with the design, but there’s sure to be something. Maybe you could think of it as a poor man’s Mansory? Whatever it is, this Corvette is clearly angry about something. Probably the crimes that were committed against it to turn it into the abomination that now burns your eyes and makes your skin itch.
Surely after all that work it at least has a ton of extra power, right? Nope. It’s just the stock LS3 making 430 horsepower and 424 pound-feet of torque. Oh, and it’s an automatic, too. You do get the Z51 package and all the options that come included with the 4LT package, though, so that’s nice. And they added a BC Racing adjustable coilover suspension and an aftermarket exhaust, which surprisingly still passed Illinois emissions last October. Based on the body kit, I assumed the owner would have deleted the catalytic converter.
As for the positives, eh… I like the wheels. It’s a Corvette, so it should be pretty reliable, too. Plus, depending on how high the bids are, there’s a chance this car will scare off enough buyers that you’ll end up getting a good deal. At the time of this writing, it’s only $6,969. Because, of course, it is.
